Once upon a time in a beautiful forest lived a little mouse, he was a sweet little mouse, and a very funny little mouse...but he was also a curious little mouse... Haxley's friend Roger the Raccoon called him and asked if he would like to go play golf...it was a long time since he'd been out to the greens, and he was happy to go, they got their clubs, and went out to the golf  links...they arrived there a little early, their tee time wasn't for at least another hour so they decided to have a few drinks at the country club while they waited..."Cheers!" exclaimed Roger..."To a fun afternoon, may the best man win" said Haxley...the time was flying by, and they were feeling good and excited and ready to go...they got into the golf cart and started driving off..."Hey look this golf cart even has GPS!" laughed Roger the Raccoon..."Too bad you can’t put a GPS inside the golf ball so you can actually aim for the hole!" Haxley teased....Hehehe, they both laughed so hard they drove right into the woods and tumbled right out of the golf cart into a patch of leaves..."Uhh ohhhh...I think we had to many drinks at the bar!" Roger laughed...they both got back into the golf cart and tried to drive off...but wait...the front wheels were stuck in the mud...Haxley jumped out and pushed the cart as Roger tried to steer it out..."Push Harder!!" he shouted...Haxley did...and he felt the cart budge..And all of a sudden he felt the golf cart thrust forward...he lost his balance and fell right in the mud..."Ohhh no...I'm covered in mud Roger!" but Roger was laughing so hard tears were rolling down his face at the sight of mud-covered Haxley..."You looked like a chocolate covered mouse!.."He laughed..."Grrrrrrrrr" Haxley scowled..."But hey look you got the golf cart freed from the mud...Hop in I will make a pit stop at the water hazard so you can rinse off!!" and they quickly sped off to the river...after Haxley cleaned up, they finalllllly drove over to the first hole...as they approached the teeing ground Haxley said..'Hey Roger you gonna start from the ladies tee again?!" Roger shook his head..."No way Jose, I'm teeing off from the champion tee...watch & learn...I'm playing like a PGA pro today...!" He jumped out of the golf cart, and grabbed his favourite club...he went to swing...but he was distracted...ohhhh his arm was soooo itchy...and his legs....he looked over at Haxley, and he was scratching too...his face was red, and his arms had a rash...he looked over at his own arms, and ohh no...They both realized at the same time...Poison Ivy!!!...they fell into a big patch of poison ivy when they tumbled out of the golf cart....Ohhh they were soooo itchy...they quickly jumped back into the golf cart, and drove back to the country club...they couldn't wait to get back home in soak in a tub of calamine lotion....what a funny day it turned out to be!